I'm usually a hard egg to crack when it comes to movies that put a lump in my throat and make my eyes manufacture clear salty fluids. I think Problem Child 2 was the last [...]

Preface: Last Friday our dear friend Blessica made Kimberoni and myself a mean meatloaf dinner at her apartment which involved a bit of wine with which to wash it down. I am rather fond of [...]

The other day as I was sitting in the back of the cop car while the officer was going through my car looking for pot he wasn't going to find, I kept thinking of the [...]

I'm probably going to offend some people or at the very least go to Hell for this, but oh well... I'll worry about that later.Recently I have been pondering: am I the only person around [...]

That's right folks, yours truly spent some time (my first and LAST time) in the Washington County slammer yesterday, and let me tells ya, it was a real treat. I'm such a rebel.Lettuce go back [...]

People often ask me about secrets of my guitar playing and I rarely talk about it, simply because I don't know what to say other than "Thanks! I like to play." Maybe I can try [...]

Read it here on YAHOO! News.Assuming this is an oral flu and not the sitting down holding onto the toilet seat kind (see: Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber), there is one major problem I [...]

I am at a coffee shop sipping on a creepy tasting $1 bottle of sodie pop. I have $8 in my pocket. I used to have $9. This = I now have $8 to my [...]

I had this dream the other night that I was flying on the back of a purple hippopotamos and that it was blowing bubbles out of its nostrils.We flew over the Grand Canyon and it [...]

Lanth, your wish is my command. I have been on blogging hiatus as of late and know it has left many of you with an empty feeling inside, so today I will take a few [...]