I saw a news story on the telly last night that made me want to take a rubber mallet and bash my head with it repeatedly until I could forget about what I had just [...]

Over, finished, done, gone, out. Barry is the lad's name and our pickles are tickled to have him on board. More info and a special mp3 sample on http://www.icedink.net/main.htmYippy Skippy!

You with the hilarious fabricated lisp and white boots. You know who you are. Yeah, you with the new bike.Just want to say thanks for everything. Seriously... you rule.If you are a stranger who is [...]

I don't know why exactly I remembered this, but I was thinking back on all of the stupid shit we (my loser friends and I) did in high school and trying to figure out what [...]

That's what my intent is here: For each and everyone who reads this to post something stupid. Why? Because I like stupid things. I have a hit counter on this page and know quite a [...]

This just occurred to me: Fasting should not be called fasting, because any time you starve yourself on purpose for days at a time, I would think the experience would be anything but fast.I'm going [...]

Coke with lime. *sigh*Why does this exist? Is there an underground society of Coke drinkers out there that are squeezing limes into their Cokes? It almost seems as if Coca Cola is creating these new [...]

Yes Satriani fans, that there was a blatant ripoff of one of my favorite songs of his.Now that's out of the way, I just smelled something that brought me back to my old marching band [...]

Kimb and I embarked on a journey to good ol' historic Southern MN over the weekend which took place in Winona, MN. Have you ever been? I'm guessing that's most of you probably haven't, save [...]

I was watching the Today Show this morning and they did a segment on this completely ridiculous beauty makeover of the USDA's food pyramid plan. The original, as we all know, was just one food [...]

Just when you think things can't get any worse, you wake up naked and disoriented in an abandoned parking lot surrounded by policemen all pointing their guns at you.Last I remember, I was enjoying dinner [...]

I was listening to the radio in the Pinto and a band came on that made me cringe a little. I thought to myself "Man... this band sure sucks - they sound like a horrendous [...]

Let this be a word of advice to any of you who bathe.I showered yesterday as I like to do on an almost daily basis. I take pride in being a boy with a passion [...]

Dear Oreo Thin Crisps®:I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for pointing out a great Healthy Living Tip to me. Located on the front of your packaging is an inspiring note which [...]

I've got some time to kill before a lunch date and have to get something off of my chest in regards to a cat food commercial I saw this morning. Very important things to talk [...]

Take a gander at this picture (courtesy of David Slam @ Area 52 - more pics and a show review located here).That is me playing my guitar at Iced Ink's "Boner Voyage, VomitGod and Scara!" [...]