Thanks to having a birthday on July 23rd, I am now 32. "Wow, Micycle, you're 32? But you appear to be so young, handsome, vibrant and full of life," you're all thinking. Well thanks. I [...]

I was glad to hear from my Aunt Cookie that she tried to access this journal at work and it has been blocked due to inappropriate content. Awesome! I feel so controversial! To Cookie's IT [...]

No, this isn't pertaining to the male anatomy - sorry.You've probably seen the footage of the recent space shuttle boo boo - there it is flying up into space and a chunk of it flies [...]

um..So I'm sitting here at this restaurant right now. One of the employees just walked up to her boss with a handful of trash and said "Doesn't anyone ever check behind the microwave?!" The conversation [...]

Several years ago, one would never imagine people walking around with cell phones capable of taking pictures. Think about it… is this really a necessary device to have? We seemed to get along with our [...]

Hi, my name is Nancy Yogurt.There was this one time that I put some yogurt on my foot for the dog to lick off and then the doorbell rang. The dog completely freaked as she [...]

Is it Tuesday? Because I had something planned that day, and if it is indeed Tuesday, I missed it. Dammit.If it's Wednesday, that's cool, because nothing was planned.. but I keep having this feeling it's [...]

That's right, ladies and genitalmen, I'm here pimpin my shit again.This time it's because I've recently seen quite a few of the products first hand and they look spectacular. So if you haven't lately, please [...]

I always mine through my childhood memories and try to remember the earliest ones I can. I usually ask people what their earliest memories are for fun - it's neat to watch them think and [...]

Imagine just falling into a comfortable deep sleep on a couch. The air is cool and silence lingers like dewdrops on blades of grass after a Spring rain.Unknowingly, somebody tiptoes into the room with a [...]

Jeez. Months and months of waiting and suddenly today, POW POW POW! All within 3 hours. Good things come in threes.. or in this case, fours.*exhale*I'm gonna go see if I can get my picture [...]

Dear Frank:Sorry I didn't come home last night to sleep next to you. You seemed a little upset with me this morning all whining and yelling at me and whatnot. I was not there to [...]

Email me if you'd be so kind... I've some questions for you!

It's not very often that one gets to wake up to a full moon at 9am on a Saturday morning, but such was the case for yours truly a few hours ago. It was quite [...]

Have you seen the ads for the latest "reality" programming? CBS' Rockstar: INXS. "INXS is looking for a new singer, and you could be it!"To refresh your mammaries, INXS shot to fame in the late [...]

Just wanted to post a special thanks to those of you stepping up to bat to try and help me out lately - you know who you are, darlings. Every little effort regardless of the [...]