Many of you may remember the good times I had earlier this year when I was sent to jail driving in Cottage Grove with a suspended license as a result of few past due parking [...]

I bought some pants yesterday. Although I've saved both the tags and the receipt, I've been wearing them for almost 6 hours now and just realized that they're a might bit short in the ankle [...]

Every so often I hit a rut of utter confusion where I need to stop listen to the Genesis tune ABACAB about 100 times in a row. I currently have it blaring through my headphones [...]

Oh my.. it's already been a year since my State Fair post. How time flies. You know what that means - it's time to pay a lot of money to eat a lot of shitty [...]

That's right, a big hairy and sweaty one - and this Dick was walking the shores of Lake Calhoun last night.Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervert! I'm talking about Dick Enrico, owner [...]

Iced Ink (a.k.a. my rock band) got a pretty damn good sounding CD off the mixing board from our Uptown show last week. Listen to and/or download two of the tracks in all their glory [...]

I went to OfficeMax to purchase a new printer yesterday because sadly, it was cheaper than buying new ink for my old one and which was on its deathbed anyways. One would assume that such [...]

If you haven't yet and feel the need to read, check out the lil' list to the lower right (beneath the "Point and Click" section) of links to other blogs that tickle my pickle. Feel [...]

Holy shite, it's been a year since I signed up for this blogger thing! August 14th is the official birthday of this journal, so I'm cheating and post-dating this entry to the 14th to make [...]

Here's a money shot I recently took of my pal Frank and his doughboy belly that I found amusing enough to want to post here, because as we all know, every pet owner thinks their [...]

I was sitting in the confines of a doctor's office waiting room to have my swollen eye looked at for about 20 minutes last night. It just so happens that my eye has something called [...]

I think I may have mentioned this before, but I just thought about this while we were at Rainbow yesterday and I saw a baby in a cart while his mom had her back turned [...]

Every year when this time of year rolls around I get a soft spot deep in the cockles of my heart to listen to Faith No More's "King For A Day/Fool For A Lifetime" cd [...]

I'm a little confused. Since band practice last night, the time has been 9:43:38. It must have happened while we were in the midst of rehearsing our hit song "Weird Beard Rides Again". I looked [...]

I was chit chatting with a neighbor this morning and when he turned around to walk into his abode, I noticed a perfectly centered 3 foot strand of toilet paper hanging out the back of [...]

I think toothpaste should have nutritional information displayed on each and every tube. I'm trying to watch my calories and every time I get on the scale feel that I should be losing more weight [...]