Quite a while ago I purchased a pack of 8 eyeballs with sticky backs on 'em with the intent of putting some on my guitar. Through the molded plastic they were packaged in, they looked [...]

I'm sitting here looking at an orange monkey squeaky toy on my desk and am a little perplexed, mainly because it has no arms.When is the last time you saw an orange monkey with no [...]

I snapped some shots of me new abode all for your viewing pleasure here. Everyone's welcome to come over for Jesus Juice, Llama rides and sleep in my bed once everything's all unpacked!

I've had nice landlords in my day, as well as those that have proven to be the spawn of Satan. But this lady I'm working with now definitely takes home the cake in the "neat-o" [...]

I just thought of something the other day when my Dad's dog was incessantly begging for treats. I bet she wouldn't be on such a frequent treat regimen if the treats were chewy like gum, [...]

I am signing my life away this evening in a cool old apartment in Uptown. Now that my karmic debt has recently come full circle by catching me off guard and completely nabbing me in [...]

To those of you unfamiliar with my hometown of Cottage Grove, MN, it goes a little something like this: it is about 30 miles from the outskirts of the Twin Cities and it has a [...]

I've been looking at apartments lately and have come to a critical juncture of sorts in regards to where I want to setup shop for the next year. I'm a city rat at heart and [...]

Life seems to have dished out a buffet of bizarre but entertaining coincidences lately, most of which I should not go into at this time. But it's starting to make me wonder - are these [...]

This may sound a might bit nastaay, but oh well. It’s as much of my choice to write it as it is yours to read it, correct?!I have a wee mole on my inner right [...]

Was chitty chattying with a friend today and the topic of guns was randomly thrown into the mix. A fact was provided to me that went something like this: More people are killed by doctors [...]

I recently came to realize an impressive fact about myself: in the next month, I will have moved 9 times over the last 14 months. NINE. TIMES. Not one.. not two.. but NINE. That's an [...]

I'm now a proud card carrying member of "Companions who have been purposefully cropped out of photos that are on the internet!" Yaaaaaay for me! *doing backflips*That said, I'm going to be taking a break [...]

Today's journal entry is very special. Rather than putting my feelings and experiences into words, I took it upon myself to take them all and convert them into artwork. Isn't it pretty? Click on it [...]

I've had this overwhelming urge lately to win a prize. I don't even care if said prize is something I want, I just want to win it.For example. I was at Home Depot the other [...]

Let me first say that my heart goes out to the people without homes due to the tragic incidents down South. My money would go out to them as well, but I have none.. (Actually [...]