Every so often I see a gnus headline pop up on the ol' YAHOO! homepage that is so complete, so attention-fetching, so entire, so whole, and so in yo face that you don't need to [...]

Okay, things are getting a little freaky between my cat Frank and I. I let him sleep in the bed because I like him there, not to mention if I didn't, he'd sleep there anyways.I've [...]

I didn't feel much like cookin' tonight so I opted for a frozen pizza instead. Not just any frozen pizza though: a Party Pizza. Hey, don't knock it - it's cheap. And when I heat [...]

Dear Mac-Donalds "Chick-AWWWWWWWWWnnnn.... awn." Girl:I love you, you are my hero. But only under the condition that your soulful outburst of appreciation and enthusiasm for that chicken, a.k.a. "chicken-gasm" was of a genuine, non-scripted nature. [...]

Disagree or agree as much as you like, but I think Bob Dylan was f'in awesome. I've always known this and listened to Highway 61 Revisited ever since I can remember, but I've been reading [...]

A sigh of relief.. kind of. I just spoke with the new owner this afternoon all planning to get in his face and spray spit in it while I was yelling at him and cocking [...]

So, my apartment caretaker knocked upon me door as I was emptying my last box of possessions from Move #9, feeling all proud and cozy.Him: "Have you heard the news?"Me: "Wha?"Him: "How long have you [...]