Last year Dick Clark (a.k.a. America’s Oldest Teenager) had to sit out from his Rockin’ New Years Eve special because I guess he wasn’t feeling well. I’m sure it had nothing to do with that [...]

2005 has proven to be by far the craziest year ever for this fella. It started off quite horrifyingly, and I am glad to report ended to be one of the best yet in my [...]

To those of you who knew I did smoke and to those who weren't even aware that I had started, I recently quit smoking! Yay! Here's that story. (Sorry to not mention anything here and [...]

My New Years resolution: To stop thinking I'm going to get a yummy mocha at the blue Dunn Bros. on Lyndale.Is it possible to get a decent mocha there? Would it kill them? I've gone [...]

I was at a party over the summer and played this Playstation 2 game that was imported from Japan that I became instantly enamored with. I never got the name of it, nor did I [...]

I think that I missed my calling as a professional photographer. You’re about to see what I mean, as I’d like to share with you a few of the great shots I snapped last night [...]

Look at what's happend to my toofpaste. The photo probably doesn't clearly illustrate what's happening here, so allow me to explain: The toothpaste is not only sort of coming out of the top where it [...]

Instead of wasting time writing a lengthy journal entry, I picked up my acoustic geetar and slapped down a new tune today. It is my latest acoustic composition of many that have surfaced this year [...]

My Dear Friends,Boy have I got a gift story to share with you that will make you green with envy. This will make your silly little iPods, iShuffles, i'M-brokes, XBox360s, PS2s, and whatever else is [...]

Was at Papa Johns the other day picking up dinner because I like authentic Italian cuisine just as much as anyone else every once in a while.I always notice when I go there that everything [...]

I was on the way to Home Depot to get the final gallon of paint for my place to ensure that the only white things left in it are the ceiling and myself. Was cranking [...]

Please kill me.I've had the song Surfin Bird in my head for the last 24 hours and it's starting to drive me a little nuts here. Whenever I have a song stuck in my head [...]

I'm watching the Bobcat snowplow thing outside the window here at work clear the new 2 foot layer of snow off of the sidewalk. While everyone else is staring and saying "OOH, it's so pretty!" [...]

I got in the elevator at work today and the door closed. I stood there for a good minute or two waiting to get off on the next floor up and the doors never opened [...]

I've taken up a new hobby. I can hold a cat up to my head (my cat Frank at least) and tell what he ate for dinner. See? My guess: some Science Diet adult formula. [...]

When I was a wee pup around the age of 6 or 7, I began to crave off the wall humor almost as much as I daydreamed about being Gene Simmons and making out with [...]