Cause Jesus H., they're definitely living up to their name if they indeed are:Yeah, I know, that's pretty fuckin' gnarly (this is on the tip top of my apartment building. Looks like Mr. Caretaker needs [...]
Since I've moved into my place, I've had the darndest time with the paper towel roll holder that was here when I moved in. It's wooden and pretty big which leads me to guess it's [...]
Don't mind me, I'm just going stir crazy (good movie) at the 39 hour and 38 minute mark of my 40 hour work week. You might want to skip this post altogether if you know [...]
I just woke up to a strange dripping noise coming from the corner of my bedroom wall and now I can't sleep; I have dripping noise insomnia. My first thought was that it might be [...]
I'm at work and so tired right now it's not even funny. I will stare at my computer monitor and suddenly there's two of them and they get all blurry. Then they start floating up [...]
It's my Mom's burpday today. She was born on this day a few years ago, and YAY FOR THAT! If she wasn’t ever born, I wouldn’t be sitting here typing this because if someone is [...]
"Absinthe makes the heart go wander?"Oh don't mind me. Seconds ago I had this whole train of thought attached to that idea, but lost it because I'm listening to T-Ride and their music distracted me [...]
AAAAH JEEZ. I'm back in Minneapplesauce after one of the most surreal weekends I think I've ever had. For those of you who dropped me a note axking how it went, alls I can say [...]
