Women’s Expo 2006 (part 1 of 2)
Saturday January 28th was not just any Saturday. Oh no, it was Women's Expo Saturday. To all the Manly Man Dudes scoffing right now, go ahead and be jackasses and poke fun at it, I [...]
I kicked Artificial Intelligence’s ASS.
I've been a lil' hooked on the game 20 Questions (the online version) since reading about it on a message board last year. For those of you unfamiliar, long story short, you think of something [...]
Dear Oprah: Don’t be hatin’.
In case you haven't heard, let me sum up this recent Oprah Winfrey gnus story for you:1. Oprah Winfrey reads James Frey memoir "A Million Little Pieces"2. Oprah believes its claim to be a harrowing nonfiction [...]
Micycle’s Thursday morning Bitchfest
Here's some tings that bug me.wHEN i'M TYPING AND LOOK UP TO SEE THAT ALL OF THE LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE IN CAPS AND ALL OF THE CAPS ARE IN LOWER CASE BECAUSE OF ACCIDENTALLY [...]
Lack of work ethic leads to memories of Rosanne the celophane-eating pig
Ever just not in the mood to work some days? That would be nearly every day for me, but it's decent enough pay to keep me going. Not to mention my bout with joblessness last [...]
You sexy chockit malt, you.
Monday, 9:35pmYou spoke to me from afar. From 1 and a half blocks away, to be exact. I was all cozy and warm, yet you suddenly wormed your way inside of my head from out [...]
F**k you Caribou Coffee for making me late, but thanks for the free mocha
Dear Caribou Coffee:It's all your fault. I had a 9am meeting to be at on Saturday, and I'll be damned if I was going to be late, 'cause when you're late to meetings at work, [...]
Happy Birfday to Joe B. on bass!
Dear Joe Berkman,Happy Birthday to the bestest Iced Ink bassist ever.Just for you:Gee, I sure hope I set this to "private" so only you can read it, Joe. It would be a terrible and embarrassing [...]
How to have really heavy clothes for only $2.50
Last night during a good ol’ late night Target shopping spree, I was going through my head picking out my attire for the day to follow as I usually do. People think I’m deep in [...]
Dr. Finkelstein and the White Coats vs. the Minneapplesauce Earthlings
Every morning at 6:45am when I go to get coffee before work, I see this weird bald dude wearing sunglasses in the coffee shop reading the paper. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Dr. Finklestein [...]
ketchup!
I'm baaaack! Finally got all caught up with the cross posting of journal entries. I think last one I posted here was Jan 4th, so we've all got some catching up to do. Get a [...]
The Pus. N.
In the abbreviation "Dr.", you subtract the letters octo and add a period to make it shorter. And with "Jr.", unio are removed from the word to make that shorter.Does this mean we can take [...]
Product makes me mad.
When I say Product, I'm referring to hair goop. Three years ago I made the wise decision to chop my Cousin It hair off and thought it was gonna be easy. Well it is, I [...]
When I’m out and about on the city sidewalks and in the malls,
I just try to be a friendly person and say hi to people, but they never say anything back and always just look at me like I'm some sort of freak.I guess I should stop [...]
Cool New People on MySpace
Whenever I see the Cool New People blurb on MySpace, I have to admit that I get a little green with envy. I think back to when I first enrolled for a MySpace account and [...]
Okay boys and girls, it’s time to play “What the F**K is THIS?”
Just you take a good long gander now before going any further:Okay.So. I'm sitting here watching the Golden Globes mindin' my own business and my blind neighbor I have spoken of here in previous accounts [...]