Oh, and a pack of socks. Jeez.I set out on what I thought would be an easy mission today: to buy a bitchin' rug to throw under my coffee table by the davenport to "tie [...]

Woah, I'm in a world of pain today. Played the incredibly awesome Stripped Down show at Caboobs last night and it was a hella good time, I must say. My left index finger has been [...]

I work near a Panera that I visit every so often when I don't have time to make breakfast (i.e. pour cereal into a bowl and dump milk and sugar on it). In their bakery [...]

Being a hopeless romantic (for extreme lack of better words) I've always wanted to be in a movie like those you see with the endings where the subject is depressed at the airport just about [...]

You may or may not have heard that the Mall-O-America's Camp Snoopy lost the rights to use America's most beloved sassy little beagle and his medicine ball-headed posse of Peanuts co-horts as their mascots. Camp [...]

My building has been without hot water all day today - I found this out while droring a nice hot baff and doing a temperature check with my toes. If the water were any colder, [...]

"Good" meaning music I find so interesting that I can't help but keep listening. This is all solely my musically attention deficit disordered opinion, so please read this with a grain of salt. Scratch that; [...]

I've been dealing with a bout of insomnia for nearly a week now which recently got kicked into overdrive. Have I forgotten how to sleep?I am perfectly tired most of the time. Sitting at work [...]

Looks like I have another artistic cat on my hands. My last cat Devo was the master of making smiley faces in his cat food bowl - he always chomped away and would leave 2 [...]

On my dual blogging that is. You see, I started posting these on The Myspace as well to increase my readership and haven't had much time to re-post here lately. So if you're just dying [...]

I've been making a point to go on daily hour long walks since I quit suckin' back on the cancer sticks. Being one of the 4 people left on earth that doesn't own an iPod [...]

Am listening to one of my favorite Van Halen tunes "Baluchitherium" on repeat today at work (Sammy Hagar-era haters can suck on this one for all I care, 'cause it's instrumental!) It is one of [...]

He lives one floor up from me in the apartment directly above mine and comes home in the wee hours of the morning (usually around 2) causing a ruckus like you wouldn't believe. First he [...]

I just looked up "unavailable" in the thesaurus and was surprised to find it was actually listed in there, you know - because of what it means and everything. Not to mention there was a [...]

You ever just want to quit your job, take everything you've got, sell it or give it away, and then move far away? Like somewhere in the southwest United States?And then after saving up tips [...]

I'm a bath guy. We humans spend too much time on our feets as is and need to focus more on chilling the hell out whenever possible, such as when cleaning oneself. And just like [...]